Alan Man’s new book is entitled, “Simple Website Building For Senior Innovators”. With it, you’ll be able to Build Websites and Start your own Online Business. Alan’s book gives everybody a leg up on the Internet.
“HYDI HO! Mu Name’s “SCOOTER”. I’m “Alan Man’s” BFFF (Best Fishing Friend Forever). “I’d Sho Like Tu Tellya Da Story, Bout, How Evn Me Gotz Inta Da Bizness An Mekd Munny”
Note: While it’s true that this story and the characters in it are fictional, what’s “NOT” fiction is the “FACT” that you “CAN” build a WEBSITE and START your own Business. To “SKIP” past this corny story and go straight to the source, then “ENTER HERE”.
Simple Website Building For SENIOR Innovators
Alan Man and his faithful fishing buddy, Scooter, share a bond tighter than a pickle jar lid. They’re inseparable, and at one time, spent countless hours together by the water, swapping stories, and reeling in their next big catch. Now, let me tell you about these two characters and how they stumbled upon a remarkable opportunity that changed Scooter’s life forever.
The Dynamic Duo: Alan and Scooter
Now, Scooter isn’t your average fishing companion. He’s a bit unconventional, with a penchant for mischief and a heart of gold. Alan often jokes that Scooter’s head might be harder than a coconut, but his loyalty is unwavering.
Some time ago, Alan built an AI Robot and said, “On One Han, Da Robot Was “Slicker Den Snot On A Door Nob”(Meaning, it could spit out Computations, Keywords, and Content faster than a “Cock Roach Race”), “But”, he said, “On DA FlipSide U Dat, He Wuz Evn Dummer Den My Bes Fren Scooter”
Scooter’s Quirks and Mental State
Now, jokingly, Scooter would often say, “Yes! Ma She Plop’d Me and Drop’d Me On My Noggin! Not One Time, Two, Maybe Tree, or (He’s Counting Fingers At This Point). “It Dint Hurt Nun, Doe!!”.
Scooter also said, “I Noes I Aint Smart Nun, And Not Da Shiniest Knife In Da Drawer”. Because, If he was smart, he would have said, “The Sharpest Knife In The Drawer”.
Alan said, “I Heers Peepa Rag On “Scooter”, Aw Da Times”, Dey Be Sayn, “Scooter Is Sharp As A Cue Ball”, “Scooter Tinks Cheerios R Donut Seeds”, “Scooter Cudnt Hit DA Ground If He Fell Twice”, and Den Deres, “If Scooter’S Branes Wuz Dinomite, He Still Cudnt Blow His Noes”.
None of that ever bothers Scooter though. He would just look at Alan and ask, “But, You Still Love Me Don’t You Babu?” Despite the occasional ribbing from others, Scooter remains unbothered, secure in the knowledge that Alan’s friendship is all that matters.
The Childish Innocence of Scooter
Here’s a cute little story about Scooter. When they were younger, Alan and Scooter would go fishing every day, even in the dead of Winter. One very cold morning, Alan watched Scooter stuff his mouth full of worms. During their many years together, Alan had seen Scooter do some mighty strange things, but, this time?
Alan said, “Aint Gotz Da Foggiest”. Then asked, “Scooter? Why Yu Stik Dem Woims In Your Mout?” Scooter said, “BWA UM BWEM BU WAM BWAB”. Alan shrugged then asked, “Wut Yu Say Scooter?” Alan spit out his worms and said, “To Keep My Worms Warm”
The Heartwarming Friendship
Behind Scooter’s back, there’s often Snickering and Chuckling, but Alan knows better than anyone that Scooter’s heart is as vast as the mountain that they fish on. He’s the first to lend a helping hand, even to those who had ridiculed him.
Whether it’s fixing a leaky faucet, assisting an unknown, stranded motorist on the roadside, or giving all that he has, to those who are less fortunate than him. Alan admires Scooter’s generosity and selflessness, which make him more than just a fishing buddy. Alan says, “Scooter’s My Brother”.
A Chance Encounter with Opportunity
But life took an unexpected turn when Scooter read Alan’s book. Read his book? Now, for somebody who is what? Three fries short of a Happy Meal? Sure enough, and it was incredible, the clarity that he got, just from reading the first chapter.
It made so much sense to him, he just could not put the book down. He observed that throughout, it kept recommending that he JOIN the Wealthy Affiliate.
So, Scooter started selling Frog Legs, Wild Honey, Night Crawlers, and American Ginseng, so he could join. Any amount could be a struggle financially, but for only $49 a month, he was all revved up and ready to go.
He also learned, that if one of his friends was interested in joining, and did not have the funds, the Wealthy Affiliate offers FREE Membership, just to let you test the waters.
It did say FREE Membership to Anybody. Just then the floodgates opened, and it was on. Scooter wasted no time and read all that he could get his hands on. Scooter embarked on a real journey of Learning and Growth, embracing the World of Online Entrepreneurship with open arms.
The Wealthy Affiliate: A Beacon of Hope
Scooter read that Alan highly recommended the Wealthy Affiliate for Affiliate Marketing, where the membership was indeed, for FREE. They provided a FREE Website along with Comprehensive Training. It was the perfect fit for Scooter, who dove headfirst into this new adventure with Oodles of Enthusiasm.
Scooter’s Triumph
Weeks turned into months, and Scooter’s hard work paid off in spades. With the support of the Wealthy Affiliate, he transformed from Scooter, Alan’s plain old fishing buddy, to Mr. Charles “Scooter” Caldwell, now, a bona fide Online Business Owner. At the top of his lungs, Scooter yells out over the lake, “I DID IT! Yes, All By Myself!”
Excitement like this is contagious. Up to this point, Scooter kept everything from Alan. He wanted it to be a surprise, but, he couldn’t hold back any longer and finally shared it with Alan. They say that Alan was seen running around the yard making a WOO! WOO! noise.
Empowering SENIOR Innovators
Scooter’s success story serves as a testament to the POWER of OPPORTUNITY and PERSEVERANCE, especially for SENIOR INNOVATORS like himself. With Great Website-Building Tools and resources at their fingertips, there’s no limit to what they can achieve.
Simple Website Building For SENIOR Innovators
In his book, “Simple Website Building For Senior Innovators”. Alan highly recommended JOINING the Wealthy Affiliate, not only to get you started down the road to success but to handle ALL your Online Business needs. In the end, Alan and Scooter’s journey exemplifies the Spirit of Empowerment and Camaraderie.
Through thick and thin, they stood by each other, proving that age is just a number when it comes to chasing dreams and building legacies. So, if you’re a SENIOR Innovator like Scooter, don’t hesitate to Seize the Opportunity and embark on your own Digital Adventure. Remember, the Wealthy Affiliate awaits, ready to help you turn your Passion into Profit.
Senior Innovators Rejoice!
Simple Website Building For SENIOR Innovators Awaits You.
With “Affiliate Marketing” readily available at the “Wealthy Affiliate”, the possibilities are endless. So go ahead, dare to dream, and let your creativity soar. After all, the future is yours for the taking
Wealthy Affiliate Offers FREE Membership Also
After carefully researching the web I finally found an organization to meet my requirements. I joined up with the Wealthy Affiliate. They offered me a FREE membership, a FREE website, FREE training, and FREE support, did I say FREE enough yet? But, I liked it so much, that I joined with a Premium Membership 1 week later.
It’s always nice to see the word “FREE”, but in today’s society, it’s hard to believe something is actually “FREE”, I mean, who can you trust anymore? Well, I have a quick fix for that. Let’s ask “Sheriff Roy” to check it out for us, shall we?
“CLICK on Sheriff Roy”
Let’s start with the Better Business Bureau, they gave them an A+ for a grade
Then I used the Trust Pilot, which had them ranked at 4.9/5
And last, the Scam Detector. it gave the Wealthy Affiliate 100%.
This link is a thorough review of the Wealthy Affiliate.
Oh, incidentally,
you should review the other companies
to check on their legitimacy.
I recommend the Scam Detector.
This and other reviews should help you determine whether you should sign up with us or not. At this time, it should be apparent that I no longer take any chances, and that I have companies extensively checked out now.
Presently, even now, I am having problems with a purchase that I made online. I saw an ad for an auto diagnostic tool, that not only would diagnose what was wrong with the vehicle but how much it would cost to fix it.
To make a very long story short, not only did they overcharge me but I never received this tool. In addition, they set me up with an automatic subscription at $99 a month.
I had to put a stop to my card. I wrote a complaint to the BBB and am waiting to hear back from them. Too bad I learned about SCAM DETECTOR after I made the purchase. Had I known I would have learned that scam detector graded them at 58.3%, BBB gave them a C-, and Trust Pilot wouldn’t even give them 1 star. When I went to the BBB site to fill out the complaint, I saw over 206 complaints posted.
“SENIORS, This One Goes Out To You”
We interrupt the “Old Fashioned Hour” to tell you about the Wealthy Affiliate, the “ONLINE BUSINESS” that is sweeping the whole wide world.
Today, in society, “AFFILIATE MARKETERS” are finding it very difficult to find honorable and ethical “AFFILIATE TRAINING CENTERS” nowadays that offer real training for the Entrepreneur.
At Wealthy Affiliate, our training is second to none. There are thousands of hours of training, hundreds of hours of videos, and the most technologically advanced training today. “WEALTHY AFFILIATE” has over “2.7 MILLION MEMBERS”.
Why? Because they “ALL” know who the leader in “AFFILIATE MARKETING” is The “WEALTHY AFFILIATE” truly is #1 in Affiliate Marketing based on over 50,000 independent reviews.
Even if you decide not to come on board, I would like you to come back as my guest. I am attempting to develop a readership of sorts. So, come back and hang with me, I try to write 1 Article a day, mostly about “SENIOR CITIZENS”. I Take A Slightly Comical Approach To Writing.
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